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Eddie Murphy on Having a Blast in the 80s, Schwarzenegger Pitching Him Triplets & New Documentary
Eddie talks about what happens after we die, being a very private person, having a retractable roof at his house, almost getting fired from 48 Hrs. after two weeks, choosing the song Roxanne for the movie, Coming to America being inspired by his own life, getting sued by a bunch of people who claimed to be the real Prince Akeem, nobody having ...Read more
Brittany Murphy at Blockbuster 🎬 You Had To Be There
On what would’ve been her 45th birthday, MTV News celebrates the legacy of Brittany Murphy by looking back at her memorable visit to a local Blockbuster Video in 2004.
Woody Allen Comedy Appearance on The Steve Allen Show 11/15/63
Woody Allen stand-up comedy appearance on The Steve Allen Show 11/15/63
Stephen Fry Proves He Can’t Sing! | The Jonathan Ross Show
Stephen Fry talks about getting knighted and becoming Sir Stephen Fry, compliments Aimee Lou Wood’s teeth, and shares how Paul McCartney told him to shut up - proving he definitely can’t sing
Cute Dog Quotes
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than ...Read more
Silent Treatment
Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to go golfing.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the 'war'), he wrote on a piece of paper, "...Read more
Psychiatric Chiropractor
Did you hear one about the Psychiatric Chiropractor?
He specializes in attitude adjustments!
Photo Day
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the...Read more
The Masters of Horror Discuss Their Biggest Inspirations | The Dick Cavett Show
Stephen King (The Shining) George A. Romero (Dawn of The Dead) Ira Levin (Rosemary's Baby) and Peter Straub (Ghost Story) discuss their biggest horror inspirations.
Date aired - October 16, 1980 - Stephen King, Ira Levin, George Romero and Peter Straub
The Sound of Science: Space BBQ | Woodpecker Hammering | Beaver Moon | Why Humans Grow Horns
Science-loving late night host Stephen Colbert presents the latest science headlines in his science-focused segment, "The Sound of Science."
George Clooney on Pranking Brad Pitt, Acting Roles in the 80s & Playing Basketball with Adam Sandler
George joins us for 80s week and talks about being a fan of Christopher Cross, pranking Brad Pitt, working with Laura Dern in 1983 on a movie Grizzly II (that we just so happen to have a clip from), being on “Facts of Life” in the 80s, his incredible headshots from back then, starring in Goodnight, and Good Luck on Broadway, his new movie ...Read more
Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown | The Daily Show
In the wake of Democrats' decision to end the government shutdown, Jon Stewart returns to his prediction that they were going to piss away last week’s hard-earned electoral victories. With nothing to gain from caving, momentum on their side, and a deeply unpopular president, Jon compares the Democrats to the New York Giants, who at least had ...Read more
Talking Aliens With Roswell's Own Demi Moore
Roswell, New Mexico isn't just the birthplace of America's obsession with alien sightings, it's also the birthplace of iconic actor Demi Moore. Watch to find out if she divulges any of her hometown's secrets to alien enthusiast Stephen Colbert.
Catherine Tate Shows Off Her Potty Mouth to Tom Cruise - The Graham Norton Show
Everyone loves Catherine's story.
Euphemisms For Being Stupid, part 2
... continued from above
A few cards short of a deck.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few of sheep short of an orgy.
A few peas short of a casserole.
A few tomatoes short of a good thick sauce.
A few trucks short of a convoy.
Continued below...
Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work, part 4
... continued from above
It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
People are Stupid
The president and his veep were talking when he said, "I hate all the dumb president jokes people tell about me."
The veep, feeling sorry for his boss, said sage-like, "Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."
To patronize the president, he took him outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"...Read more
Paying Off Their Debts
Jones: "The Chinese make it an inviolable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."
Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"
History of Medicine
For people in a hurry, we have compiled this short history of medicine, using as an example the treatment of that common ailment, the ear ache.
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill...Read more
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