Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," ...Read More

During the course of a heated softball tournament, the coach felt the need to remind one of his players about the importance of team play and good sportsmanship.

The coach asked the player if he knew and remembered what ...Read More

Just a line to say I'm living,
That I'm not among the dead.
Though I'm getting more forgetful
And more mixed up in the head.

For sometimes I can't remember,
When I stand at foot of stairs,
If I ...Read More

Late Night writer Amber Ruffin addresses Steve Bannon telling Elon Musk he should go back to South Africa.

Meanwhile... TikTok users are migrating to a different Chinese-owned app, an NFL player filmed himself preparing to eat a squirrel, research suggests paper straws contain harmful chemicals, and WalMart introduced a ...Read More

Brooke Shields talks about John Mulaney recreating her iconic Calvin Klein ad from 45 years ago, the inspiration behind her book Brooke Shields Is Not Allowed to Get Old and creating her hair care brand Commence.