- We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm.

- In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall ...Read More

- A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.

- Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function. (See "Demolition Man" and countless others...Read More

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his ...Read More

I have this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor, and have his legs checked out.

For years, he refused... told me I was crazy.

But ...Read More

Award-winning film and stage actor Daniel Radcliffe is delighted to pass the "Harry Potter" torch to the next generation, and he eagerly lists some of the many things he finds brilliant about life while telling Stephen ...Read More

Seth addresses Trump's military plans in Iran in his monologue for Tuesday, March 3, before White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt holds an impromptu press briefing to answer burning questions, like "How much of his ...Read More