Programmer Logic

Jokes / July 05, 2025

The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

What Denomination?

Jokes / July 05, 2025

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk.

"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 30 Catholic, 10 Baptist ones, 20 ...Read More

Sweatshirt or Windbreaker

Jokes / July 05, 2025

A girl says to a salesman, "I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."

He says, "Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"

Genie in a Bottle

Jokes / July 05, 2025

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp...yada yada yada!

This is the ...Read More

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Jokes / July 04, 2025

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Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh - Allan Sherman 1963

Jokes / July 04, 2025

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh - Allan Sherman 1963