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Jokes

Quick Blonde Jokes

on Oct 27, 2025

Published in Jokes

Q: Why did the blonde keep putting quarters in the soda vending machine?

A: Because she thought she was winning.

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Q: Why did the blonde take 16 friends to the movies?

A: Under 17 not admitted!

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Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?

A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

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