What Men Really Mean, part 2

Jokes / November 15, 2025

... continued from above

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear." Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"It's a ...Read More

Sudden Death Final

Jokes / November 15, 2025

A man had tickets to Game Seven of the Stanley Cup Final right at center ice. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is ...Read More

Religious Root

Jokes / November 15, 2025

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's numbing cream during root canal work?

He wanted to transcend dental medication!

Quick Quotes

Jokes / November 15, 2025

"The only time you can't afford failure is the last time you try." --Charles Kettering

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"We don't have user-centricity. Until we understand context, which is way beyond presence--presence is the most trivial ...Read More

More Laws of Golf

Jokes / November 15, 2025

LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of power at the farthest point from the clubhouse.

LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into ...Read More

Jimmy Kimmel's Tribute to Uncle Frank

Jokes / November 14, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel's Tribute to Uncle Frank, the full monologue from that night's tribute show