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"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita." --Maxine
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An American history teacher, lecturing the class on the Puritans, asked: "What sort of people were punished in the stocks?"
To which a small voice from the back of the room responded: "The small investor."
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"You're too good for him." -Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
"No wonder you always go home alone." -Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
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