From #MattDamon & #BenAffleck, #JenniferAniston & #CourteneyCox to #IceCube & #KevinHart - watch Hollywood's BEST friendships light up our sofa! From decades-long bonds to unlikely duos, these A-list besties prove ...Read More

Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of ...Read More

One morning Bobby's mother was cleaning his room, and she found a dirty magazine depicting spanking under the bed. She was beside herself worrying, trying to think of how to handle the situation.

Finally her husband came ...Read More

- Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.

- Still boots to DOS.

- Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring.

- Still traumatized from the forest fire in "Bambi".

- Stuck on the down ...Read More

100 buckets of bits on the bus
100 buckets of bits

Take one down, short it to ground
FF buckets of bits on the bus

FF buckets of bits on the bus
FF buckets of bits

Take one down, short it to ground
...Read More

Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? Answer: Sandy Claws.

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Question: What do you get when you cross...Read More