Cheapskate Carpet Tip

Jokes / July 21, 2025

Increase the life of your carpets by rolling them up and keeping them in the garage.

Annoying Parrot

Jokes / July 21, 2025

There was a magician on a ship. He went through his tricks all day. Then the captain's parrot always told the audience what really made the tricks happen.

"He's using a different hat"

"There's a hole in the table" the ...Read More

Rim Shot

Jokes / July 21, 2025

-- I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

-- A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He ...Read More

Poor Parrot

Jokes / July 21, 2025

A lady who was very lonesome bought a parrot from a pet store, complete with cage. Before purchasing it she got a guarantee that the parrot would talk.She took the parrot home.

In a week and a half she returned to the ...Read More

Horse or Chicken?

Jokes / July 21, 2025

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman ...Read More

Cats Playing Poker

Jokes / July 20, 2025

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.