Lindsay Lohan Got Run Down By Paparazzi | David Letterman

Jokes / August 11, 2025

Lindsay recalls the time those weaselly photographers wouldn't stop following her. (From "Late Show," air date: 6/21/05)

Duolingo for Talking to Children - SNL

Jokes / August 11, 2025

It's never too late to learn how to talk to kids with the new Duolingo app for childless adults who want to relate.

School Bus Ride

Jokes / August 11, 2025

It was the first day of school, after summer vacation and time for me to pick up the children in my school bus and take them home again.

After I had made the complete run that afternoon, one little boy remained on the bus...Read More

Still More Actual Answers Given on Family Feud

Jokes / August 11, 2025

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

Name a famous royal - Mail

A number you have to ...Read More

Top Ten Changes to Cable Television

Jokes / August 11, 2025

10. When you turn on your television, you'll hear "You've got Pay Per View".

9. There will be a mysterious 19 hour period where your cable just won't work.

8. Test Patterns: Televisions equivilent to a busy signal.

7. ...Read More

Alligator's Teeth

Jokes / August 11, 2025

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian.

"What is it made of?" she asked.

"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.

"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to ...Read More