Sarah Sherman talks about opening for Adam Sandler, telling Paul McCartney she has the same haircut as him during SNL's 50th anniversary special and the insane underwater photoshoot she did for her HBO comedy special SARAH...Read More

An HBO documentary dives deep into the deplorable conditions at Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards.

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

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If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.

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1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
(He was caught cheating on a test).

2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
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A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class.

The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interested in one thing."

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