Bumper Snickers pt. 1

Jokes / October 03, 2025

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Assassins do it from behind.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Continued below...

Sauerkraut

Jokes / October 03, 2025

A doctor started an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she was pregnant.

Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount on money and asked her to go out of the country, ...Read More

If The Earth Were a Small Village

Jokes / October 03, 2025

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of 100 people, with everything else remaining the same, it would look like this:

There would be:

* 57 Asians
* 21 Europeans
* 14 from ...Read More

Pentagon Incentive

Jokes / October 03, 2025

The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight ...Read More

Lawyer Joke

Jokes / October 03, 2025

An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked, "Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your county and then sue the ...Read More

27 Times Penny Said What We Were All Thinking

Jokes / October 02, 2025

Every friend group needs a Penny.