Eddie Murphy's Dinner With Marlon Brando | David Letterman

Jokes / November 14, 2025

Eddie talks about meeting the acting legend for the first and only time. (From "Late Night," air date: 7/20/88)

Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Whoopee, part 2

Jokes / November 14, 2025

... continued from above

6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7) If you bite too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9) ...Read More

Thoughts That Are Insignificant

Jokes / November 14, 2025

Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid?

I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up.

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The Bathroom

Jokes / November 14, 2025

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom.

With dismay I looked ...Read More

Regular Consumption of Guinness

Jokes / November 14, 2025

Well now, you see it's like this....

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the rear that are killed. This natural selection is ...Read More

Knock Knock! Who's There?

Jokes / November 14, 2025

Candace.

Candace who?

Candace be true?