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Christina Applegate on Naming Her Body Parts, Married with Children, Writing a Memoir & MS Awareness

on Feb 24, 2026

Published in Jokes

Christina talks about her outlook after being diagnosed with MS, writing her new memoir You With the Sad Eyes, giving each of her limbs names, talking to them when they act up, the journal she has been keeping since she was ten, letting her fifteen-year-old daughter reading it, getting the part on “Married with Children,” her friendship with Ed O’Neill, and bringing awareness to MS.

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