Password with Elmo and Cookie Monster | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Jokes / March 03, 2026

Jimmy and Elmo team up against Cookie Monster and Tariq in the game Password.

Military Time

Jokes / March 03, 2026

My wife never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the orderly room to speak with me. The person who answered told her to call me at the extension in the band rehearsal hall.

"He can be ...Read More

Looks bad on resume cover letters

Jokes / March 03, 2026

1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.

2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.

3. I'll kill myself if I don't get a job.

4. I ...Read More

Tax Loophole

Jokes / March 03, 2026

How do you know you've met a good tax accountant?

He has a loophole named after him.

Madhouse

Jokes / March 03, 2026

Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"

Cop and Light Bulbs

Jokes / March 03, 2026

How many cops does it take to change light bulb?

- Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

- Only one, but he has to see an officer do it first.

- Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "...Read More