Ok, so I live in this semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars...Read More

One day theres a couple of kids in a psychology class. The teacher stands up and says to the class “stand up if u think you’re stupid!” after about 5 minutes Little Johnny stood up and the teacher says “do you ...Read More

The 3 stages of man:

He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

But they're true...

"The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

"The Law of Avoiding Oversell"
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the ...Read More

These were sent in by a subscriber and we cannot attest to their accuracy...But aren't they hilarious?

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should ...Read More

James talks about lying about being in Avengers: Doomsday last time he was here, wearing the old-style X-Men uniform from the comics, Olivia Munn being friends with his sister when they were growing up in Oklahoma, working...Read More