Resumes from History
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Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.
Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.
Macbeth: Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?
Lady Godiva: What do you mean this isn't business casual?
Elvis: My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat those fries?
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