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I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.

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The older I get, the greater power I seem to have to help the world; I am like a snowball -- the further I am rolled the more I gain.

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I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.

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If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus in Montgomery, she'd still be standing.

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They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

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Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes." They will say, "Women don't have what it takes.

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Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.

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have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

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I think, therefore, I'm single.

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The phrase 'working mother' is redundant.

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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

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"When we do the best we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life or in the life of another."

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Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.

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I have a problem about being nearly sixty: I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I'm thirty-one.

 

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