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Top Twenty Star Wars Related Famous Last Words pt. 1

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1. "Aw, look captain! A cute furry animal!"

2. "I am fluent in over six mil..."

3. "No, sorry. You JUST missed the last Kenner figure."

4. "You seen that Vader guy's liver spots? Eeew!"

5. To Lando: "Hiya master!"

6. "There's a nice, big open cave in that asteroid right over there..."

7. "Emperor my butt!"

8. "Boba Fett? What a wuss!"

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God the Artist

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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"

A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.

"Really?! How do you know?" the teacher asked.

"You know - 'Our Father, who does art in Heaven..."

Mars

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During the historic first manned mission to Mars, two Astronauts were charting the Martian surface.

"Look at that," said one to the other, "how beautiful this alien landscape is, untouched by man."

At that point, he was cut off, as he found his radio communications knocked out by unknown interference. They followed the source of the ...Read more

True Story - The Dog That Loves People

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A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers.

While walking Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man.

Struggling to keep hold of Psil, the owner tried to ease the situation and said, "As you can see, she just loves UPS men."

"Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.

Clothing Store

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While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning items that obviously had been worn. One rainy morning I walked in and found a discolored blazer hanging on the rack with other returns. "People return the most filthy, nasty things," I commented to my supervisor who was standing nearby.

Eyebrow raised, ...Read more

Why Billy Joel No Longer Takes A Helicopter To His Gigs At Madison Square Garden

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After getting freaked out by some mid-air turbulence, rock ‘n roll legend Billy Joel rides the Long Island Railroad to his shows at New York’s Madison Square Garden. Stick around for more of Stephen’s interview with Billy Joel and tune in to watch the 100th show of his Madison Square Garden residency when it airs on CBS on April 14th.

Bryan Cranston on Winning an Emmy for The Studio & Trying Mushrooms for the First Time in Vegas

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Bryan talks about being in “The Studio,” creating his character, trying mushrooms for the first time in Vegas and not feeling anything from it, his daughter Taylor being on “The Pitt,” his new movie Everything’s Going To Be Great, and since he couldn’t be at the Creative Arts Emmys to accept his award on Saturday for “The Studio,�...Read more

Josh Gad Pitched Spaceballs 2 to Mel Brooks After a Dream, Talks Adulthood and The Book of Mormon

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Josh Gad talks about being directed by Alex Winter in the film Adulthood, pitching Spaceballs 2 to Mel Brooks after dreaming up the entire movie and having reservations about The Book of Mormon after reading the script for the first time.

Man and Wife

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A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

"OK," says his wife as she gets up and unplugs the TV.

Soup Du Jour

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An old man goes to a diner every day for lunch. He always orders the soup du jour. One day the manager asks him how he liked his meal. The old man replies, in a thick acccent, "Wass goot, but you could give a little more bread."

So the next day the manager tells the waitress to give him four slices of bread. "How was your meal, sir?" the ...Read more

Catching the Fish

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Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife ...Read more

More Actual Answers Given on Family Feud

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A food that can be brown or white - Potato

A jacket potato topping - Jam

A famous Scotsman - Jock

Another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones

Something with a hole in it - Window

A non living object with legs - Plant

A domestic animal - Leopard

A part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee

A way of cooking fish - Cod

Quick Jokes

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- Have you ever noticed that when a traffic signal turns green, automatically it activates the horn of the car behind you?

- If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Fred Armisen Confirms Uncle Fester Spinoff, Impersonates Diana Ross' Confused Drummer (Extended)

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Fred Armisen talks about playing drums and doing an impersonation for Ringo Starr on his birthday and releasing an album of 101 sound effects before confirming there will be a spinoff series for his Wednesday character Uncle Fester.

Seth Reiss on Lizzo Thinking He Looked Like Paul Rudd, Talks A Big Bold Beautiful Journey

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Seth Reiss talks about watching Colin Farrell and Margot Robbie make the script for A Big Bold Beautiful Journey better, Lizzo thinking he looked like Paul Rudd during her day drinking with Seth and setbacks he faced while creating A Big Bold Beautiful Journey.

Spinal Tap – Big Bottom

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Spinal Tap performs the song Big Bottom on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Eugene Levy: I Came Up With A Bucket List For "The Reluctant Traveler" Season 3

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Comedy legend Eugene Levy blossoms into a more seasoned traveler as he visits Mexico, Ireland, Vienna, and other exotic locations in the third season of his hit show, "The Reluctant Traveler," which premieres September 19th on AppleTV+.

Time Honored Truths

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Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Age is a ...Read more

Last Words

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Old Harry was on his deathbed. He raised himself on one elbow and beckoned to his wife. "Doris", he whispered, "you were with me through the Great Depression."

"Yes Harry."

"Doris, you were with me through the worst droughts in the fifties and the eighties."

"Yes Harry."

"And you were with me when the farm got burned out by the bushfires...Read more

 

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