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Physical Problems

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A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom Salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better.

The man said that he actually felt worse. "Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?" the Doc ...Read more

Misfortune

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After the sermon was over, one member of the congregation had lingered after the other members had shook hands with the minister on their way out. The minister recognized the young man as one whom he had married a couple of months before.

As the young man shook hands with the minister, he asked, "Reverend, do you believe someone should profit ...Read more

Crazy Names

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Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!

Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter!

Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory!

Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
A: Laurie!

Q: What do you call a ...Read more

Reading of the Will

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The relatives of the family's rich dowager gathered for the reading of her will after her long awaited death.

"Being of sound mind," read the lawyer, "I spent every last cent before I died."

Mom's Time Out

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My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.

One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father stepped up behind her.

"Would you like to go out, girl?" he asked.

Not even turning around, my mother quickly replied, "Oh, yes, I'd love to!"

They had a wonderful evening, and it wasn't until the end of it that Dad ...Read more

Jeremy Allen White Reacts to The Bear Memes, Says Springsteen Movie Trailer Blew Up His Phone

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Jeremy Allen White talks about being carried by his security guard in front of fans, the Deliver Me from Nowhere trailer being released and what to expect in the latest season of The Bear.

Alyson Hannigan Scenes | Whose Line Is It Anyway? | The CW

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Alyson Hannigan Scenes | Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Steve Martin | Magic Tricks | The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour

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Steve Martin's first major television appearance on The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour in 1968.

Nathan Fillion on Superman Premiere, Playing Green Lantern & Season 8 of The Rookie

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Nathan talks to Guest Host Anthony Anderson about the premiere of Superman on Hollywood Blvd, seeing the movie already, his mom being his biggest fan, getting an honorary doctorate, the Nathan Fillion Civilian Pavilion in his hometown of Edmonton, Canada, Season 8 of “The Rookie” on ABC, his bowl cut in Superman, keeping the Green Lantern ...Read more

Meanwhile... Baby Raccoon Rescued | Gen Z Loves Pickles | Giant Lobster Set Free

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Meanwhile... A cute baby raccoon was rescued from bad weather in Massachusetts, the hottest new food flavor is dill pickle, and a restaurant on Long Island pardoned a lobster named Lorenzo and set him free.

Steven Ho Hits Conan With Bruce Lee's One Inch Punch | CONAN on TBS

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Conan knows all too well that you can get a lot of power out of one inch.

Late Night with Seth Meyers Audience Q&A: Seth's Advice for Turning 40

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During a Q&A session with the Late Night audience, Seth shares his advice for turning 40, and how he celebrated his birthday.

Lee Mack's Joke Leaves John Cleese In Near Tears | The Graham Norton Show

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Lee Mack tells his infamous 'Kent' joke leaving John Cleese & Martin Clunes in near tears.

The Sound Of Science: Grumpy Fish | AI Nightmare Surveillance | Dead Butt Syndrome

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Stephen Colbert brings you the latest science stories from the world of science in his science-focused segment.

Robin Williams Guest Stars on SCTV | Church of Unlimited Credit | Second City Television

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The church's new plans, including Dowry to Heaven and Club God. Join now and receive The New Testament from Evelyn Wood.

Brilliant Moments You've Forgotten About On The Graham Norton Show

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Take a trip down memory lane with this marathon of classic moments from the early years! From legendary stories to iconic sofa confessions, watch the best bits that make Graham's sofa the place to be!

Sixes and Sevens

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Because, already, seven ate nine (7, 8, 9)!

Total Control

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A guy named Bob is travelling by Amtrak with two strangers sitting close to him.

He is trying to sleep, but those guys were speaking loudly for a very long time heavily criticizing George Bush, the war in Iraq, corruption, unemployment, etc.

So Bob, in an attempt to force the guys to stop talking and let him sleep, tells them as a joke, that ...Read more

My To-Do List

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The to-do list for tomorrow is so daunting that I'm putting off writing the to-do list til tomorrow, which means the first thing on tomorrow's to-do list is writing my to-do list. I feel like there's a tautology in there, someplace...

Think About It

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* Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.

* Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.

* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

* Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.

* Be ...Read more

 

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