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Cruise Control: The Best TC Stories | The Graham Norton Show

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From #CobieSmulders to #RosamundPike, #SimonPegg to #ZacEfron - watch stars reveal the TRUTH about Tom's iconic running style, legendary coconut cakes & INSANE work ethic! 🎬 Who received the most intense Cruise pep talk? Which co-star tried (and failed) to keep up? This compilation proves working with Tom is a mission: IMPOSSIBLE to forget!

Sean Penn on Dinner with Putin, Wanting to Name His Son Steak & New Film One Battle After Another

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Sean talks about having conversations with people who have differing viewpoints, meeting with Putin in Moscow with Jack Nicholson, Brad Pitt saying he was starstruck by him, building furniture and having a woodshop at his house, his new movie One Battle After Another, Steven Spielberg applauding his performance, working with Paul Thomas Anderson...Read more

Timothy Olyphant Had to Live with Bleached Eyebrows for Months While Filming Alien (Extended)

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Timothy Olyphant talks about starring in Stick alongside Owen Wilson and Marc Maron, shares a story about the time Marc Maron totally dissed John Hamburg on set and reveals how his wife felt about his bleached eyebrows for his role in Alien.

Full Appearance - Jonathan Winters Didn’t Fit in the Marines

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Original Airdate: March 08, 1973

Dave's Son Wants To Drop Him | David Letterman

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Barbara welcomes her special guests Dave Letterman and comedy writer Bill Scheft. And remember, we're not happy until you're not happy.

Nursing Home Wedding

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A rabbi was called to a Miami Beach Nursing Home to perform a wedding.

An anxious old man met him at the door. The rabbi sat down to counsel the old man and asked several questions. "Do you love her?"

The old man replied, "I guess."

"Is she a good Jewish woman?"

"I don't know for sure," the old man answered.

"Does she have lots of money?" ...Read more

Military Housecat

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My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back about two hours later and sadly explained that he couldn't enlist because he would have to be "de-furred."

Blonde on the Sun

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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun. You'll burn up...Read more

River Walk

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There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side!"

Elephant

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A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the thorn from its foot. The elephant begins to walk away, then turns and stares at the man for a full minute, locking eyes with him. The elephant then ...Read more

Start at the very beginning ...

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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.

"I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."

"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

A German Farmer

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A German farmer with relatives in the US promised them some fresh pork sausages made by hand from his very own stock of pigs.

But as the weeks went by, they gave him a call to complain that the package had not yet arrived.

He told them, "Don't worry. The wurst is yet to come."

More Notes To The Rural Milkman

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"My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle."

"Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me."

"Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it."

"From now on please leave two pints every other ...Read more

Notes To The Rural Milkman

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"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one."

"Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk."

"Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it"

"Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk."

"Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've ...Read more

The Jury

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A prosecuting attorney just could not believe that a jury had found the defendant not guilty.

Astonished, he asked the jury foreman, "How could you possibly have found this man innocent?"

The foreman replied, "Insanity."

The perplexed prosecutor asked, "All twelve of you?"

Top Twenty Star Wars Related Famous Last Words pt. 1

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1. "Aw, look captain! A cute furry animal!"

2. "I am fluent in over six mil..."

3. "No, sorry. You JUST missed the last Kenner figure."

4. "You seen that Vader guy's liver spots? Eeew!"

5. To Lando: "Hiya master!"

6. "There's a nice, big open cave in that asteroid right over there..."

7. "Emperor my butt!"

8. "Boba Fett? What a wuss!"

...Read more

God the Artist

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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"

A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.

"Really?! How do you know?" the teacher asked.

"You know - 'Our Father, who does art in Heaven..."

Mars

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During the historic first manned mission to Mars, two Astronauts were charting the Martian surface.

"Look at that," said one to the other, "how beautiful this alien landscape is, untouched by man."

At that point, he was cut off, as he found his radio communications knocked out by unknown interference. They followed the source of the ...Read more

True Story - The Dog That Loves People

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A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers.

While walking Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man.

Struggling to keep hold of Psil, the owner tried to ease the situation and said, "As you can see, she just loves UPS men."

"Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.

Clothing Store

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While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning items that obviously had been worn. One rainy morning I walked in and found a discolored blazer hanging on the rack with other returns. "People return the most filthy, nasty things," I commented to my supervisor who was standing nearby.

Eyebrow raised, ...Read more

 

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