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If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!
Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring...Read more
Penguin Delivery Service
One day, a bus driver is on his route, when he runs across a delivery van stranded at the side of the road. The van driver, who works for the zoo, pleads with the bus driver to do him a favor.
He offers a $100 bill to the bus driver to help him deliver a truckload of penguins to the zoo. Agreeing, the bus driver proceeds to load two dozen ...Read more
Play on the words
"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?"
"I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time."
"My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you."
"I know the waitress who asked that, too. Her name's Ellen Omega. She really made me thermally dynamic. So, I asked her out. I tell you, when she don't like...Read more
Same answer for each
This simple three question test illustrates how often politicians must be telling lies.
1. Is the Pope catholic?
2. Does Windows have bugs?
3. Do Politicians lie?
Jimmy Fallon Counts How Many Times Ben Carson Opens His Eyes
The Tonight Show counts how many times Ben Carson opens his eyes during a speech he gave explaining why he won't leave the Republican race for president despite trailing badly.
Super Magnet Cake Prank
A super magnet is hooked up under a cake, hilarity ensues!
Jenna Ortega Surprises a Wednesday Cosplayer | Netflix
Jenna Ortega surprises one of her top Wednesday cosplayer fans.
Elijah Wood On Those Frodo Rumors And His Epic "Lord of the Rings" Text Chain
Actor Elijah Wood won't confirm or deny rumors that he's set to play Frodo again in an upcoming project, and shares that he and his Middle Earth cast-mates keep in touch via a long-running text chain.
The Rundown: Colin Jost Picks a Cold Open - SNL
Colin Jost breaks down what makes a great SNL Cold Open and what it’s like to write them before picking his favorite for The Rundown.
Guillermo at the Oscars
Year in and year out, no one brings more glamour or tequila to the Academy Awards than Guillermo and here he is, once again on the red carpet with all the stars!
Rich Eisen Got Called 'a Motherf*cker' by Ellen Degeneres | Under A Rock with Tig Notaro
Tig Notaro doesn't watch TV or movies, so she has a hard time recognizing famous people. That's why she's interviewing sports commentator Rich Eisen so she can figure out who he is. Hopefully, with a little help from some clues and from Amazon Alexa, Tig can crack the case.
Kate Mara’s Birthday Party Got Crashed by Martha Stewart
Kate Mara talks about the time Martha Stewart crashed her birthday party, what it was like working with her sister Rooney Mara on their first movie together and not being able to guess the ending of her new show Imperfect Women.
Desert Mechanic - Saturday Night Live
Wall Street broker stuck at a car repair shop in the middle of the desert. Aired 05/23/87
Sarah Michelle Gellar Was Trained by the Same Matrix Team as Keanu Reeves for Scooby-Doo
Sarah Michelle Gellar talks about throwing a 50th birthday party for her husband Freddie Prinze Jr. and the film Ready or Not 2: Here I Come using 35,000 gallons of blood in the movie before showing off her phone acting skills.
They Were Super Nice About It" - How the Mormon Church Reacted To "The Book of Mormon"
Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Robert Lopez created an obscenity-riddled Broadway musical so funny that even the Mormon Church itself got in on the joke. Keep watching for a performance by Andrew Rannells and the Broadway company of "The Book of Mormon."
Baseball
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day.
Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven...Read more
Anthill Golfing
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golfball. It sat in the same spot.
So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants went flying again. ...Read more
Give it Up
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pull over. The other two are really worried. "What are we going to do with our beers? We're in trouble!"
"No," the driver says, "it's OK, just pull the label off your bottle and stick...Read more
Seth Brings Jon Snow to a Dinner Party
Game of Thrones character Jon Snow is a better warrior than he is a dinner guest.
The Life of a Cat
Day 283 Of My Captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
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