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Jimmy Kimmel - Deleted Scene from "Batman v Superman”
When Ben Affleck was a guest on Kimmel's "After The Oscars" special, he had the unfortunate duty of breaking the news that Jimmy's big scene was cut out of “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.” Luckily Ben brought the clip along, which stars Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Jesse Eisenberg, Will Arnett and Jimmy Kimmel.
Ski Trip
Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.
Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches ...Read more
What Would Freud Say About These Places?
- Climax, Michigan
- Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
- Needmore, Arkansas
- Hardup, Utah
- Intercourse, Pennsylvania
- Hornytown, North Carolina
- Conception Junction, Missouri
For The Kids...
What's the world weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily!
What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch!
Health Professionals in Heaven
Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them.
"What did you used to do back on Earth?" he asked the first nurse. "Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?"
She told him, "I was a nurse at an inner city hospital. I worked to bring healing and peace to many sufferers, ...Read more
Strongest Girl in the World Prank - Just For Laughs Gags
This little girl managed to get so many donations that nobody can even lift the buckets full of coins... except her because she's the strongest girl in the world! Either that or the buckets are tricked.
New to Baseball
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.
"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How'd you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."
Modern Technology
I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy".
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I worked with an individual who plugged the power strip back into itself ...Read more
Father is a lawyer...
While in Atlanta on vacation, Little Johnny's Daddy took one afternoon to see historic sites downtown.
Two young families were also in line to the see the sites. Little Johnny struck up a conversation with one of the boys in line.
"My name is Tommy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Johnny".
"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Pop ...Read more
Necessary Information for the 40-and-older crowd
- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life ...Read more
Our Crazy Language
An oldie, but favorite...
Did you know that "verb" is a noun?
How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them?
If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?
If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the ...Read more
Green Flags - SNL
In this cut for time sketch, things take an unexpected turn when a man (Martin Herlihy) invites a woman (Ashley Padilla) over after a date.
Jurassic Park: Low-budget Remake
A low-budget, high-cardboard remake of Jurassic Park
Desi Lydic and Drew Barrymore Go Barefoot to Try New Viral Office Trend | The Drew Barrymore Show
Desi Lydic joins Drew Barrymore at the Drew's News desk to talk about what it's like hosting 'The Daily Show', and working with Jon Stewart. Plus, Desi and Drew react to some newsy headlines, including a story about a new office trend that claims going barefoot makes for happier employees.
A Man Who Enjoys a Continental Breakfast - Key & Peele
A guest is delighted to learn that his hotel offers a continental breakfast.
John Cleese: "This Is The Stupidest Show" | David Letterman
Upon the release of the film A Fish Called Wanda, John Cleese was a guest. I found the interview utterly hilarious, a fine piece of comedy. However, it was taken down from Youtube some years ago and it hasn't resurfaced since.
