Humor
/Entertainment
Funny Soup
Waiter, this soup tastes funny?
Then why aren't you laughing!
What do you get if you cross a US President with a shark?
Jaws Washington!
Why is it not safe to sleep on trains?
Because they run over sleepers!
Why do you keep doing the backstroke?
I've just had lunch and don't want to swim on a full stomach!
How do we ...Read more
For The Kids...
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender said "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here"!
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people!
What's the witches favourite pop group?
Broomski Beat!
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?...Read more
James Corden: Diane Lane & Paul Rudd Recreate 'Titanic'
After learning Diane Lane auditioned for 'Pretty Woman' and Paul Rudd for 'Titanic' - he asks the pair to recreate the classic scene on the front of the boat.
Jimmy Fallon: Thank You Notes - The Bachelor, Office Bathrooms
Jimmy pens thank you notes to Pope Francis, crossword puzzles and other things.
A monthly bill from the law firm
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the company would have to pay for each of these services.
Then he noticed one item buried in ...Read more
Cat Rules of Hampering
If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering":
1. When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on...Read more
Funny Quotes
"War of The Worlds" is continuing to do huge business. You know the H.G. Wells classic where the earth is invaded by aliens and they can't be stopped. They went from city to city vaporizing everything in their path. And California still voted to give them driver's licenses." --Jay Leno
---
"President Bush had a minor bike accident ...Read more
Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping In Your Cubicle
1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
3. "I was working smarter-not harder."
4. "Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper."
5. "Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement and envisioning ...Read more
Hang-gliding
Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge-- into the wind he goes!
Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin ...Read more
MAHAspital - SNL
A trailer advertises a new high-stakes medical drama.
Waitress Is Fed Up With Spoilt Brat | Just For Laughs Gags
Join us as we play silly pranks on unsuspecting people in public, capturing their hilarious reactions with hidden cameras. Our channel is your go-to destination for non-stop laughter and comedy!
Kate McKinnon Shows Off Her Gal Gadot Impression
Kate McKinnon shows off her amazing Gal Gadot impression and reveals what it was like to work with her on SNL.
Conan O'Brien Takes The Colbert Questionert
If you don't know his favorite action movie, or who performed at his first concert, do you really know late night comedy legend Conan O'Brien?
Ronald Reagan Shares How He Vetoed An Award for Bob Hope | A Dean Martin Roast
More than just a politician, watch Mr.Reagan take center stage on the Dean Martin roast of Bob Hope.
Jimmy Kimmel - Deleted Scene from "Batman v Superman”
When Ben Affleck was a guest on Kimmel's "After The Oscars" special, he had the unfortunate duty of breaking the news that Jimmy's big scene was cut out of “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.” Luckily Ben brought the clip along, which stars Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Jesse Eisenberg, Will Arnett and Jimmy Kimmel.
Ski Trip
Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.
Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches ...Read more
What Would Freud Say About These Places?
- Climax, Michigan
- Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
- Needmore, Arkansas
- Hardup, Utah
- Intercourse, Pennsylvania
- Hornytown, North Carolina
- Conception Junction, Missouri
For The Kids...
What's the world weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily!
What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch!
Health Professionals in Heaven
Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them.
"What did you used to do back on Earth?" he asked the first nurse. "Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?"
She told him, "I was a nurse at an inner city hospital. I worked to bring healing and peace to many sufferers, ...Read more
