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Husbands, part 1

on Nov 17, 2025

Published in Jokes

(Editors note: Our more sensitive readers may consider today's joke vaguely naughty)

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

She replied.... "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

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