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Owen Cooper On Emmy Nomination for Adolescence & REALLY Wanting to Meet Jake Gyllenhaal

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Owen talks about being nominated for an Emmy for his role in the Netflix show “Adolescence,” each episode being one long take, hoping to meet Jake Gyllenhaal at the Emmys, having to do homework while he’s traveling, and working on the film Wuthering Heights with Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi.

Michael Caine and Sean Connery | Carson Tonight Show

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Original Airdate: December 05, 1975

John Bishop’s Accent Has Americans Completely Lost | The Jonathan Ross Show

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John Bishop joins Jonathan Ross to chat about his upcoming tour John Bishop: 25, celebrating 25 years in stand-up, Americans mistaking him for Ukrainian and Fanny Beater.

David Letterman Remembers Solemn Address to His Audience after 9/11 | The Drew Barrymore Show

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David Letterman sits down with Drew Barrymore for a long-awaited reunion. Plus, David recalls the somber message he delivered to his audience after the 9/11 attacks and the memories he will always hold close.

Woody Allen Comedy Appearance on The Steve Allen Show 11/15/63

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Woody Allen stand-up comedy appearance on The Steve Allen Show 11/15/63

The Psychic Wives Network

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After 33 years of marriage, my husband and I have finally figured out why we sometimes have trouble communicating: He can't read my mind.

I know. I was shocked too. But there it was. And the sad fact was, I was enlightened over a bag of garbage.

One morning I came downstairs to find a bag of garbage sitting near the back door, exactly where ...Read more

When I Was Your Age

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A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.

Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone.

Not being...Read more

Dumb

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There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells "There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth."

The second professor says "No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot."

The first professor says "Let me ...Read more

Dollar Equals Ten Cents

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Theorem: 1$ = 10 cent
Proof:
We know that $1 = 100 cents
Divide both sides by 100
$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents
=> $ 1/100 = 1 cent
Take square root both side
=> squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)
=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent
Multiply both side by 10
=> $1 = 10 cent

Stupid Quotes

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On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: "It's not as easy as it looks, being on all the time. I mean, what happens if I'm in a bad mood?" -- Vanna White, "Wheel of Fortune" co-star

On Standards, the Mega-Rich and: "I'd rather not talk about money. It's kind of gross." -- Barbra Streisand, dodging a question about what she was paid to direct ...Read more

The Danger Of Typos

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A businessman from Wisconsin went on a business trip to Louisiana. Upon arrival, he immediately plugged his laptop into the hotel room port and sent a short E-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer Johnson, at her address, which began with JennJohn.

Unfortunately, in his haste, he mistyped a letter and the E-mail ended up going to and address ...Read more

Jerry Zezima/Jerry Zezima/TNS

Jerry Zezima: Going undercover

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I have 32 pairs of drawers in my drawers. That’s one pair of underwear for every day of the longest months of the year with one pair left over, plus two left over for every day of every month that has 30 days, except February, which has 28, though in leap years it has 29.

I also have 40 pairs of socks (you do the math, I’m exhausted), plus ...Read more

Cruise Control: The Best TC Stories | The Graham Norton Show

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From #CobieSmulders to #RosamundPike, #SimonPegg to #ZacEfron - watch stars reveal the TRUTH about Tom's iconic running style, legendary coconut cakes & INSANE work ethic! 🎬 Who received the most intense Cruise pep talk? Which co-star tried (and failed) to keep up? This compilation proves working with Tom is a mission: IMPOSSIBLE to forget!

Sean Penn on Dinner with Putin, Wanting to Name His Son Steak & New Film One Battle After Another

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Sean talks about having conversations with people who have differing viewpoints, meeting with Putin in Moscow with Jack Nicholson, Brad Pitt saying he was starstruck by him, building furniture and having a woodshop at his house, his new movie One Battle After Another, Steven Spielberg applauding his performance, working with Paul Thomas Anderson...Read more

Timothy Olyphant Had to Live with Bleached Eyebrows for Months While Filming Alien (Extended)

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Timothy Olyphant talks about starring in Stick alongside Owen Wilson and Marc Maron, shares a story about the time Marc Maron totally dissed John Hamburg on set and reveals how his wife felt about his bleached eyebrows for his role in Alien.

Full Appearance - Jonathan Winters Didn’t Fit in the Marines

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Original Airdate: March 08, 1973

Dave's Son Wants To Drop Him | David Letterman

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Barbara welcomes her special guests Dave Letterman and comedy writer Bill Scheft. And remember, we're not happy until you're not happy.

Nursing Home Wedding

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A rabbi was called to a Miami Beach Nursing Home to perform a wedding.

An anxious old man met him at the door. The rabbi sat down to counsel the old man and asked several questions. "Do you love her?"

The old man replied, "I guess."

"Is she a good Jewish woman?"

"I don't know for sure," the old man answered.

"Does she have lots of money?" ...Read more

Military Housecat

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My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back about two hours later and sadly explained that he couldn't enlist because he would have to be "de-furred."

Blonde on the Sun

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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun. You'll burn up...Read more

 

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