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Andrea Martin and Catherine O'Hara | SCTV | English For Beginners

Humor / Jokes /

Perini frustrates her English teacher.

They Call The Wind Maria | The Smothers Brothers | The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour

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The Smothers Brothers perform the song, They Call The Wind Maria, on The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour.

Galaxy Song - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

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Galaxy Song, taken from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Terry Jones picked this as part of his Top 10 Monty Python Movie Moments for Esquire Magazine - "It's such a lovely song. I think it's one of the best things Eric [Idle]'s ever done. There was going to be more animation but Terry was so busy with other parts of the film we ended up ...Read more

Minecraft Claw Machine Challenge with Jack Black and Jason Momoa | The Tonight Show

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Jimmy, Jack Black and Jason Momoa play a game where they have to grab as many Minecraft-themed prizes as possible while being lowered down like a claw machine.

Jack Black Shreds the Guitar During Tonight Show Entrance; Talks Making Songs for A Minecraft Movie

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Jack Black performs a guitar solo during his entrance before talking about returning to host Saturday Night Live after 20 years and creating original music for A Minecraft Movie with Barbie's Mark Ronson.

Please Don’t Destroy - Mikey Madison Is Squidward - SNL

Humor / Jokes /

Ben Marshall, John Higgins and Martin Herlihy have questions about Mikey Madison's outfit.

The Eyebrows Have It

Humor / Tracy Beckerman /

As I perused the latest fashion magazine, I noticed something about the models.

They all had big eyebrows. Big, perfect eyebrows. Big, sculpted, perfectly groomed and arched eyebrows.

And I did not.

Not that I'm comparing myself to a model, because that would be impossible on just so many levels. I could not make myself 6 feet tall, 115 ...Read more

And You Thought Your Job Was A Pain?

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If you think, for one second, you’ve got a bad job, on your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy. I want you to go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be ...Read more

Tragic Local Courtroom Drama Plays Out In Omaha

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Omaha, NE (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Douglas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that ...Read more

A Bun in the Oven

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A four year old little boy was at the doctor's office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he replied, "Is the baby in your stomach?"...Read more

Marry Me

Humor / Jokes /

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".

The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..."

After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the ...Read more

Money Problems

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A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again. But had run out of people to borrow from.

So, he calls his parents via the operator, and reverses the charge and says to his dad, "I need to borrow two hundred dollars."

At the other end, his father says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, son, I ...Read more

Jerry Zezima/Jerry Zezima/TNS

Jerry Zezima: The inside story

Humor / Humor Columns /

Every 10 years, my internal clock, which I inadvertently swallowed while eating Jell-O, reminds me to have a colonoscopy.

Unfortunately, the sulfate solution I took to wash down the Jell-O and everything else I ingested on my one-day liquid preparation diet would have lost to sewer sludge in a blind taste test.

That’s the sacrifice I made to...Read more

How Government Works

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Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning position and hired two people: ...Read more

Forgiveness

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Once upon a time in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up.

However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done. "Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was 'forgive and forget.'"

"It is," she said. "I ...Read more

Yesterday

Humor / Jokes /

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.

Now all my...Read more

Airline Operating Systems

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UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast...Read more

Wheelbarrow Bet

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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something ...Read more

Every Star Loves Their Mother | Celebrity Mothers | The Graham Norton Show

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Watch Hollywood's biggest stars share their most HEARTWARMING & HILARIOUS stories about their own incredible mothers!

Please Don’t Destroy - Mikey Madison Is Squidward - SNL

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Ben Marshall, John Higgins and Martin Herlihy have questions about Mikey Madison's outfit.

 

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