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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." --Dennis Wholey
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"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left." --Oscar Levant
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Would you be more content with six million dollars or six children? Six ...Read more
DC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice League
The press secretary of DC Comics defends their latest film JUSTICE LEAGUE in a press conference.
After the Baptism
After the Baptism of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys."
Recent Survey
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.
The Redneck and the Chainsaw
A red neck walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The red neck is suitably impressed, and buys it.
The next day he brings it back and says, "This chainsaw is defective. It would only cut down one tree and it took all the gosh-darned day!"
The ...Read more
Rejected Hallmark Greetings, part 4
... continued from above
Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
Rejected Hallmark Greetings, part 2
... continued from above
You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends...
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
Continued below...
A Classical Christmas
"Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains and can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don't want."
Golden Saloon
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where in tarnation have you been all night?" she demands.
"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - heck,...Read more
The Widow at the Farmhouse
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the ...Read more
Tom Hanks Talks Iconic “There’s No Crying in Baseball” Line, Toy Story 5 and This World of Tomorrow
Tom Hanks talks about being on The Love Boat, how Tim Allen jokingly made him take Buzz and Woody photos with cast members after a performance of This World of Tomorrow and filming his iconic line in A League of Their Own.
Senator Mark Kelly on Trump Suggesting He Be Executed & Hegseth Opening an Investigation into Him
Senator Mark Kelly talks about Donald Trump attacking him and suggesting he be executed for a video telling soldiers they did not have to obey illegal orders, the issue of political violence in our country, Pete Hegseth opening an investigation into him, Trump’s playbook being the way that democracies die, and support from his Republican ...Read more
Lewis Black Asks Airlines to Fix Their S**t Amid Recent Catastrophes | The Daily Show
The recent string of plane crash catastrophes has air traffic controllers overworked and travelers worried. In an all-new “Back In Black,” Lewis Black breaks down America’s airline problem, the insufferable ways fliers ease their anxiety, and how Elon Musk is making it all worse.
Colbert's "Lord of the Rings" Rap Celebrates 20 Years Of The Greatest Trilogy In Movie History
Thank you to Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Hugo Weaving, Andy Serkis, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, Method Man, Killer Mike, and Anna Kendrick for helping Stephen Colbert and Jon Batiste honor the 20th anniversary of Peter Jackson's epic movie trilogy with this equally-epic rap video. #Colbert #LordOfTheRings #LOTR
Should husbands help with the weekend housework? (1961) | RetroFocus
Hear differing 1960s attitudes on domestic gender roles in this Voice of the People segment, which aired on Four Corners on October 21, 1961. Unsuspecting passers-by were asked the question: "Should husbands help with the weekend housework?"
Tim Allen Got Emotional Wrapping Up Toy Story 5, Reacts to Grunt Impressions on Hinge (Extended)
Tim Allen talks about the amazing experience he had working with Tom Hanks on Toy Story over the years, a woman using impressions of his Home Improvement grunts as a prompt on Hinge and working with Jenna Elfman in Shifting Gears.
Senator Mark Kelly on Trump Suggesting He Be Executed & Hegseth Opening an Investigation into Him
Senator Mark Kelly talks about Donald Trump attacking him and suggesting he be executed for a video telling soldiers they did not have to obey illegal orders, the issue of political violence in our country, Pete Hegseth opening an investigation into him, Trump’s playbook being the way that democracies die, and support from his Republican ...Read more
99-Year-Old Dick Van Dyke Reacts to His Life in Photos: 'Mary Poppins,’ 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'
Dick Van Dyke looks back on his legendary life and career, from humble beginnings to becoming one of Hollywood’s most beloved entertainers. As he revisits photos from ‘The Dick Van Dyke Show,’ ‘Mary Poppins,’ ‘Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’ and more, he shares heartfelt and hilarious stories that span 70 years of show business magic — ...Read more
John Cleese's Favourite Sketch: The Bookshop | At Last The 1948 Show
Do you have Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens? The well known Dutch author?
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