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"He's The Antichrist" | Teleportation Juice | America's Not Making Enough Babies

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Some of his most ardent supporters are concerned that President Trump may be the Antichrist, a top official at FEMA might have a substance abuse problem, and Stephen uses The Get It On Cam to encourage Americans to raise the fertility rate.

Muppet Songs: Smells Like Teen Spirit (w/ Jack Black)

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Muppet Songs: Smells Like Teen Spirit (w/ Jack Black)

Conan Visits A Pawn Shop | CONAN on TBS

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Conan wants to make some extra scratch by pawning off some props & isn't afraid to use his assistant Sona as leverage.

Paula Pell Gives Birth, Reveals What’s in Her Scandalous Memoir and Quizzes Maya Rudolph on Birds

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In a series of interviews, Paula Pell reveals what’s in her memoir Live from New York, It’s My Nervous Diarrhea! before testing Maya Rudolph’s knowledge of birds and giving birth to a vegan ham on the show.

My Jobs

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but ...Read more

Jesus and His Golf Partners

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Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one ...Read more

Three Guys in Heaven

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Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second...Read more

7 and 7 is 11

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A woman from Chelm went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of bread. "How much is it?" she asked the storekeeper.

"14 cents," answered the storekeeper to the lady.

"14 cents! For what?" asked the lady.

The storekeeper explained: The herring costs 7 cents, and the loaf of bread costs 7 cents also. So together it comes to 14 cents....Read more

For The Kids...

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?
They cook their own gooses!

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon!

What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis!

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure!

What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment!

"A catsuit?! How provocative!" Picard's Sir Patrick Stewart on Jeri Ryan's Star Trek uniform.

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Sir Patrick Stewart and Jeri Ryan talk to BBC Radio 1's film critic Ali Plumb about new Star Trek series Picard where they return as Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Seven of Nine. Plus the joys meeting fans in costume, the perils of wearing spandex and what it's like to become a meme

Henry Winkler on His 80th Birthday Party, Seeing Bruce Springsteen & Doing His First Nude Scene

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Henry talks about his 80th birthday party, being a huge Bruce Springsteen fan, going to see him perform, getting nervous talking to him, doing the first nude scene of his career in “Loot” season three, his show “Hazardous History” coming back for another season, and being in the new movie Normal with Bob Odenkirk.

Squirrels' reactions to sinkhole optical illusion

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Squirrels' reactions to sinkhole optical illusion

"This Is A Show Like No Other" - Maya Rudolph On Broadway's "Oh, Mary!"

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Emmy-winner Maya Rudolph is making her Broadway debut in a show she calls "goofy and weird and bitchy and ridiculous and over-the-top."

Miss Piggy & Kermit Take a Friendship Test | Glamour

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How well do Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog actually know each other? 'The Muppet Show' costars get together to answer questions about each other, give each other compliments, look back at memories on set and more.

Mark Wahlberg on Bartending at His Daughter’s College & He Guesses Which Pedestrians are from Boston

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Mark talks about working out with the football team at Clemson where his daughter goes to college, bartending there, playing in the 1st Annual MTV Rock N' Jock Basketball Jam in 1991, winning the dunk contest, his new movie Balls Up, playing basketball with Sacha Baron Cohen, and he tries to guess which pedestrians on Hollywood Blvd are from ...Read more

The Monkees' Peter Tork Talks About Touring With Jimi Hendrix | Letterman

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The Monkees' fans didn't dig the guitar legend. (From "Late Night," air date: 7/8/82)

What If I Told You - SNL

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A television show host (Colman Domingo) shares mind-blowing facts.

Jack Black’s Billion Dollar Idea: Bose By Black Headphones | CONAN on TBS

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Forget about Beats by Dre, now it’s time for Jack to make a little money from branded audio equipment.

Sesame Street: Johnny Cash Sings Nasty Dan

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Johnny Cash sings a song that Oscar loves.

A Conversation With the Plumber's Assistant

Humor / Tracy Beckerman /

Me: "Hi. This is Tracy Beckerman. I need to schedule a follow-up appointment with the plumber."

Plumber's Assistant: "Hey, my sister's name is Tracy. That's so funny! Do you spell it with an 'e' or no 'e'?"

Me: "Um, no 'e'."

PA: "My sister doesn't spell it with an 'e,' either. I mean, who needs an extra letter for no reason. LOL!"

Me: "...Read more

 

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